Last Monday I went out for a drink .. or two .. or twenty, with Paul, Sue, Ben & Mrs Beanhead.
Anyway, I ended up wasted (so wasted I cannot still recollect what happen between 5:00PM & Tuesday Morning), but anyway, on Tuesday morning I realized I lost my glasses.
I asked the wife, she had no clue, so I tough .. I must have left them at the pub .. unfortunately for me, I’m told we went to 3 pubs .. I only remember two .. shit, wonder if I’m still allowed at the 3rd one .. anyway, since Tuesday, I have been blind with no glasses, I can see near, but far is all a blur .. quite a problem to drive, luckily my car is on blocks (ain’t that grand), so I’m not doing much driving these days.
Until tonight .. I’m about to go downstairs, when I look on top of the banister and .. there they are .. my glasses .. missing one of the lenses .. dang .. so thats what the girls where hiding from me earlier, they had been playing with them, and manage to loose one of the lens in the process.
So I told the wife, and she reply’s “hooo.. yes, I remember taking them off you on Monday night and putting them next to the radiator…“
Stupid woman … I could have used that info 4 days ago !!!
Well, I’m still blind .. but only on one eye .. tomorrow I’ll scour for the missing lens.
