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	<title>NullMind's Lair &#187; Voicemails</title>
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		<title>Funny Voicemails</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 May 2006 10:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once in a while, I get a voicemail that is just plain funny or ridiculous. I have a folder somewhere with a list of them collected over the years, today, i got another one, so I decided ot start posting them here Our voicemail message says &#8220;please record your message after the beep &#8230;.&#8221; and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Once in a while, I get a voicemail that is just plain funny or ridiculous.</p>
<p>I have a folder somewhere with a list of them collected over the years, today, i got another one, so I decided ot start posting them here</p>
<p>Our voicemail message says <strong><em>&#8220;please record your message after the beep &#8230;.&#8221;</em></strong></p>
<p>and this guy said &#8230;.</p>
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